I stepped into some mess on the floor left from a previous encounter. So I decided to turn on the camera and get a bit messy. Any excuse!

The previous mess started as a tub of porridge. But it had white paint mixed into it. I start manoeuvring the floor mess with my heels. Wiping it on my heels and legs. That wasn't enough, so I stepped into the little fish tank full of porridge and paint, added some left over custard and paint and the job seemed done. After the wash off, I sat down to take off my heels. I'd been on them for about 6 hours by now (my legs were getting a bit shaky as you spot here and there). They have tricky clasps to undo at the best of times. Anyway, I found myself sat on the floor in a puddle of paint and porridge. I thought, this isn't over!

So I picked up the mess with my hands and covered myself again. Loved every second of it. Now on the lookout for more things to step into. X.